Quiz: Which Swiss cheese are you?

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It’s Sunday morning. Where do we find you?

An alpine hut. No Wi-Fi, lots of cows.By the lake with a croissant and too many friends.Sofa. Blanket. Do not disturb.On a train to somewhere I have never been.

Pick a drink.

Double espresso, no sugar.A glass of white wine, obviously.Herbal tea with honey.Something neon I can’t pronounce.

Your friends describe you as…

Reliable. Like a Swiss train.Soft-hearted.Intense. In a good way.Completely unpredictable.

You’re hosting dinner. What’s the plan?

Fondue for twelve. Bring your own fork.A tasting menu for two.Pasta, alone, in pyjamas.Whatever the market had today.

Dream holiday?

Same chalet as every year since 1998.A city break in Paris or Milan.Hiking from hut to hut.Backpacking on the other side of the world.

Under stress, you…

Stay rock solid.Melt a little.Get a bit spicy.Disappear into the forest.

Pick a soundtrack.

Yodel and alphorn.Whatever is on the radio.Techno until sunrise.Silence, please.

How old do you feel inside?

Forever young.In my absolute prime.A wise old soul.Age is just a number.

Open your fridge. What do we see?

Everything labelled and sorted.Mostly sauces. So many sauces.Nothing. I eat out.Fresh stuff from the farmers market.

Pick a superpower.

Teleportation.Never feeling cold.Making everyone laugh.Quietly reading minds.

Take your time. No wrong answers here.